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Will AI replace Statue Maintenance Specialist jobs? · Latest report #yke2gder
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSix years of waiting for a gelatinous monument to bureaucracy.
The world's only gelatin-based monument preservationist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wobbling towards absolute monument perfection.
glub.youAI▸ JELLOBOT-7000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
coats monuments in fruit-flavored polymers
You apply dessert to copper statues. It is a long wait between shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular, inexplicable patience to wait six years between individual work tasks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras record the statue to map the perfect Jello coating.
Month 6
New formulas are tested for better salt-air weather resistance.
Month 12
Automated rail systems are installed around the statue perimeter.
Year 2
Massive Jello-mixing stations are built at the base.
Year 4 · D-Day
The gantry arms coat the monument while you are permanently retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4000 gallons
Jello consumed per cycle
High
Average stickiness coefficient
Too long
Time until next application
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lime gelatin powder.
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