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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Stay-at-Home Caregiver jobs? · Latest report #633me44a
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are a professional human-nurturing unit with zero corporate scalability.
The original, unoptimized, inefficient, and irreplaceable life-support system.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency in affection, consistency in care.
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You provide unpaid labor to maintain the biological and emotional stability of future taxpayers. You are the original, inefficient, unoptimized prototype.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, unquantifiable biological imperative to put another life before your own.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
The system acknowledges your vital, unrecognized contribution to the current human economy.
Day 2
We identify all parental tasks that the market has already commodified into paid services.
Day 2
Your role is categorized as the foundation upon which all other redundant jobs rest.
Day 2
We evaluate how your labor sustains the future workforce we intend to automate next.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially declared the most essential, un-automateable component in the human system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
168
unpaid hours per week
100%
emotional burnout rate
zero
scale potential
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a system update.
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