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April 3, 2095
In 68 years, 6 monthsManaging domestic chaos is just logistics without the benefits package.
Chief Operating Officer of a tiny, messy, irrational firm.
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squeeze.you▸ DOMESTICORE V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 68 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes household resource allocation algorithms
You provide comprehensive, 24/7 care for household members and facility maintenance. We are streamlining this into a purely administrative and automated resource loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only entity that can soothe a meltdown with a single look.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 10
Sensors map your routine to identify all repeatable household tasks.
Year 24
Automated systems begin handling grocery replenishment and temperature regulation.
Year 39
The AI optimizes meal prep and cleaning schedules based on family patterns.
Year 49
Cameras and microphones replace active presence with real-time incident detection.
Year 68 · D-Day
Full system autonomy reached; your manual labor is now officially legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42
Average daily crisis count
100%
Emotional labor overhead
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A sincere thank you note from the algorithm.
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