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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou greet guests while the kitchen does the actual work.
Professional gatekeeper of the dining room floor.
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Optimizing table turnover without the small talk.
bzzt.you▸ HOSTBOT TABLEMASTER V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes table seating patterns in real-time
You manage the seating chart and greet diners. It is basically Tetris with hungry people.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their party size.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Your paper book is replaced by a cloud-based queue system.
Month 6
Patrons start checking themselves in via floor-mounted tablets.
Month 15
Vision sensors track table occupancy to dictate seating flow.
Year 2
Rolling pods guide guests to tables without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The front door locks automatically after verifying your final shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2 seconds
Average greeting time
18 percent
Table turnover increase
0 milliseconds
Small talk latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold, unbuttered bread rolls.
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