Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Steel Industry Solutions Manager jobs? · Latest report #ym7z29nc
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell sensors that will eventually identify you as inefficient scrap metal.
Professional industry schmoozer with a sensor fetish
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing strategy with absolute steel efficiency
split.you▸ STEELLOGIC OPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire industry congress speech
You design steel-processing sensor systems and coordinate sales teams while attending industry congresses to network.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a client's eyes during a high-stakes deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system records every meeting and email you have ever sent.
Month 4
Automated vision models replace your manual product design phase.
Month 10
Robotic sorting cells stop needing your manual training inputs.
Month 20
A photorealistic avatar presents your research at industry conferences.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all steel industry accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4,200 annually
Congress appetizers consumed
12 percent
Sensor false positives
Excessive
LinkedIn buzzword density
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade lubricant
Discussion
