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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell hollow metal cylinders, but AI sells them while sleeping.
Expert in cold-rolled margins and steel-industry lunch small-talk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing metal deals faster than your lunch.
oof.youAI▸ STEELAGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price quoting for bulk orders
You track global steel prices and chase leads to push inventory. You manage long-term supply contracts for industrial firms.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which purchasing manager needs a steak dinner to sign the contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes global steel indices to update client quotes automatically.
Month 6
AI models predict which prospects are ready to switch suppliers.
Month 15
Legal-bot generates ironclad supply agreements based on mill capacity.
Month 20
A direct API links our inventory portal to their purchase system.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your desk becomes a storage shelf for server components.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Emails per prospect
1200 liters
Coffee consumed
100+
Steel grades learned
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Metal Monthly magazine.
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