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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only thing currently keeping your industry afloat.
High-altitude brick enthusiast with a disregard for terminal velocity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The sky belongs to the algorithms now.
toast.youAI▸ SPIREDRONE MK. VI▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
anchors high-tension wires autonomously at altitude
You scale massive structures to repair chimneys and steeples using manual rigging and climbing gear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the structural instability of a brick chimney just by touching it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-resolution cameras identify cracks long before your eyes can.
Month 6
LiDAR systems create precise 3D models of every crumbling brick.
Month 15
Automated nozzles fill gaps with pinpoint accuracy and zero mess.
Year 2.5
Magnetic climbing platforms secure themselves without the need for ropes.
Year 4 · D-Day
The drone completes all structural maintenance while you watch from below.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
150 feet
Average height per climb
84
Manual knots tied daily
99 percent
Fall safety risk factor
Your severance
One complimentary parachute and a bus pass.
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