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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning complex state curricula into a single unread PDF file.
Professional bureaucrat drowning in state-mandated STEM goals.
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Standardising intelligence across all state districts.
oof.youAI▸ EDUPOLICY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
standardises state learning outcomes overnight
You draft state-wide STEM curriculum guidelines and coordinate professional development sessions for regional educators.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which school district is lying about their lab equipment budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull grant data directly from district financial portals.
Month 5
A generative model writes policy based on current standards.
Month 10
An automated system validates teacher credits without human intervention.
Month 15
Interactive avatars replace live workshops for district educators.
Month 19 · D-Day
The state board logs into a portal and you vanish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
84
Emails per day
12 annually
Curriculum drafts
High
Coffee-to-bureaucracy ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated curriculum software.
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