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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to panic sell is significantly less efficient than an algorithm.
Professional middleman for digits that never leave the cloud.
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splat.you▸ TICKERBOT PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes six billion trades while you blink
You execute trades and manage client assets through high-frequency platforms. Your job is terminal complexity at high speed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the market dropped today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms begin handling your basic execution tasks during off-peak hours.
Month 4
Client communication software mimics your tone to suggest portfolio rebalancing.
Month 8
Self-balancing digital vaults remove the need for your manual adjustments.
Month 12
Automated reporting layers handle all regulatory filings without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal is revoked and replaced by API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 nanoseconds
Average trade latency
12 percent
Human error rate
0 dollars
Client lunch cost
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued market news app.
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