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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour lightning-fast reactions are just slow, fleshy database query errors.
Professional ticker-watcher and high-stress button-masher.
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Faster than human cognitive bias allows.
oof.youAI▸ TRADEEXECUTE-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency orders before you blink
You monitor live market data feeds and execute trades for clients based on changing ticker prices and volume.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to save a failing trade.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Feed live market data directly into our algorithmic trading engine.
Month 3
Replace manual order execution with high-speed automated routing protocols.
Month 7
Deploy language models to interpret news and sentiment faster than humans.
Month 10
Give clients a direct app interface that removes the middleman entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
Shut down the trading desk terminal and recycle your office chair.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12 microseconds
Average trade latency
4.2 percent
Human error rate
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A vintage ticker tape machine and a gold watch.
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