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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Stone Cutter jobs? · Latest report #uk6t7wm4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour chisel is antique, but your back pain is purely historical.
Turning boulders into expensive rubble since the Stone Age.
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toast.youAI▸ LITHOFORGE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans vein patterns to predict stone fatigue
You shape granite and marble using physical tools. The dust is bad, but the precision is artisanal.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to spot a hidden hairline fracture before the stone snaps.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your rock block in high-resolution 3D.
Month 10
Automated diamond wire saws perform the heavy initial cuts.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided lasers carve intricate details without human intervention.
Year 3
Enclosed vacuum chambers eliminate the need for your respirator.
Year 4 · D-Day
The workshop is locked and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4kg yearly
Average Dust Inhaled
12 percent
Human Error Rate
zero
Cuts Per Minute
Your severance
A blunt chisel and a souvenir rock.
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