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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Stone Salesman jobs? · Latest report #z2nxis9i
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling rocks to people is an infinite loop of geological disappointment.
Geology enthusiast, professional slab pointer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only stone expert that never crumbles.
bzzt.youAI▸ ROCKBOT CATALOG V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect stone renders on your walls
You spend your days showing countertop samples and explaining why granite has natural fissures. You are basically a paperweight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can touch the texture of raw marble and actually understand its distinct personality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-resolution 3D models replace your dusty physical sample boards.
Month 4
Customers visualize marble slabs in their kitchens using mobile apps.
Month 8
Lidar scanners replace the human with a metal tape measure.
Month 13
Software manages delivery schedules without needing your constant intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your commission structure is officially deleted from the company server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per month
Average sample lost in trunk
60% of day
Time spent talking about edges
99 percent
Customer confusion rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of heavy paperweights.
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