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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour chisel is a blunt instrument in a world of precision lasers.
Turning boulders into expensive dust, one strike at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning granite to geometry with zero sweat.
ow.youAI▸ LITHOFORGE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
carves intricate details in solid quartz
Translating abstract concepts into stone forms using hand chisels, mallets, pneumatic hammers, and abrasive grinding tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the hidden flaws in a block before the drill touches it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors scan your raw blocks into a digital map.
Month 10
Multi-axis cutters shave away bulk mass without needing a break.
Year 2
Adaptive lasers handle the fine features that you currently sweat over.
Year 2.8
Robotic buffing arms achieve a perfect mirror finish on demand.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your workshop is cleared for the installation of the LithoForge station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
High
Average dust inhalation rate
400 hours
Patience per cubic meter
35 percent
Stone waste percentage
Your severance
A blunt hammer and a pile of gravel.
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