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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour metal boxes are just glorified filing cabinets for human clutter.
Gatekeeper of the forgotten holiday decorations and rusted bikes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security for your forgotten junk.
oof.youAI▸ UNITBOT RENTAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
evicts delinquent renters with one button click
You track unit inventory, process rental contracts, and chase down late payments for self-storage customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tenant is hiding a mattress they shouldn't have.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The keypad is replaced by an app that verifies identities instantly.
Month 4
Software tracks late payments and triggers auto-lockouts without your input.
Month 9
Computer vision drones replace your facility walk-throughs to spot issues.
Month 16
AI negotiators handle contract disputes and sign new lease agreements autonomously.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The office goes dark as the facility becomes a self-managing terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average lock cut time
120 monthly
Overdue invoices processed
Variable
Unoccupied unit count
Your severance
A vintage padlock and a handshake.
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