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September 28, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsProfessional door-opener, soon to be replaced by a motion-sensing gate.
Professional human speed bump for retail foot traffic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Welcoming customers without the awkward conversation.
bzzt.youAI▸ ENTRYFLOW SENTINEL 5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects cheerful greetings with zero soul
You stand at the door to welcome customers and check receipts to prevent theft. You are basically a human sign.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange ability to ignore the exact same customer for a decade.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors track exactly how many people walk past your station.
Month 5
Computer vision models learn to spot receipts better than you do.
Month 10
Automated security gates replace your physical presence at the entrance.
Month 15
A digital screen replaces you with a pre-recorded, permanent smile.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The doors now open automatically without any human input whatsoever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
480 daily
Average forced smiles
3 percent
Receipts actually scanned
1.2 million
Unnecessary greetings issued
Your severance
A lifetime supply of coupons for our other services.
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