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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsProfessional smile-bot that is slightly more efficient at saying hello.
Professional door enthusiast with a high tolerance for boredom.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The smile that never takes a break.
stretchy.youAI▸ GREETBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans carts faster than a blink
Greeting customers at store entrances and checking receipts to prevent inventory shrinkage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a customer is actually having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Large video panels replace the human voice with prerecorded greetings.
Month 8
Sensors at doors automatically verify receipts without human intervention.
Month 12
Cameras track cart movement to stop theft before it happens.
Month 15
Management stops hiring humans for the entryway entry points entirely.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final greeter is replaced by a static QR code scanner.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4000
Greetings per hour
100 percent
Human smile fatigue
99.9 percent
Receipt check accuracy
Your severance
A coupon for five percent off one purchase.
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