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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Stormtrooper jobs? · Latest report #dvvdw9sx
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsAiming for total redundancy because missing is a technical choice.
Standard issue soldier with a consistent inability to aim.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Actually hits the target every single time.
glub.youAI▸ PRECISIONGUARD V-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
lands every shot without trying
You patrol corridors, guard checkpoints, and follow orders to stand still while rebels escape.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still walk into a room without tripping over your own boots.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the room so you stop walking into doors.
Month 6
Wheeled bots take over the boring corridors for you.
Month 16
Your blaster links to an algorithm that forces accuracy.
Year 2.5
You stop standing there and switch to watching screens.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire fleet goes fully robotic and perfectly accurate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
0.02 percent
Accuracy rating
too many
Hours standing guard
tissue paper
Armor durability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote desert planet.
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