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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Storyteller jobs? · Latest report #ain752r2
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour dramatic pauses are now just inefficient latency in the narrative stream.
Professional emotional architect of fictional digital worlds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite narratives generated at light speed.
pop?you▸ MYTHOSENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates procedurally infinite tragic backstories
Crafting interactive narrative arcs and dialogue trees for player engagement. Writing lore documents for world-building and character backstories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one specific metaphor that makes a player actually cry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts autocompleting your dialogue lines to save your brainpower.
Month 5
Algorithms ingest your entire world history to ensure perfect consistency.
Month 10
Bots simulate thousands of players to see if your story works.
Month 15
Narrative tools auto-generate the quest flow based on player data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The engine writes the endings while you watch your status bar.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14
Average plot holes per script
8500
Word count output per hour
0.4
Player emotional resonance score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own generated sequel.
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