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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsProfessional babysitter for adults who cannot agree on a paint color.
Professional referee for middle-class property grievances.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dispassionate governance for modern living spaces.
split.youAI▸ CONDOLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces bylaws without ever needing a coffee
You facilitate endless board meetings, negotiate overpriced maintenance contracts, and mediate petty disputes over hallway noise. You are effectively a glorified human filing cabinet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a neighbor's passive-aggressive email turns into a legal threat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms begin selecting maintenance vendors based purely on cost rather than your favorite contractors.
Month 4
Bylaws are uploaded to a legal engine that issues automated, legally-binding infraction notices instantly.
Month 10
Meetings are moved to a virtual platform where the AI shuts down irrelevant debates automatically.
Month 16
Sensors in the building trigger repair requests directly to robots, bypassing your administrative triage.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to unsubscribe from your own profession as the building governs itself flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Neighbor disputes resolved
Infinite
Annual meeting length
99%
Emails ignored
Your severance
One free year of HOA fees and a firm handshake.
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