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Will AI replace Strategic Advisor jobs? · Latest report #rynn95ug
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoints that die in committee are now generated by pure entropy.
Expert at turning 'no' into 'under review'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning gridlock into instant automated consensus.
wheee!you▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates plausible deniability in nanoseconds
You draft policy memos, attend endless briefings, and translate bureaucratic confusion into vaguely coherent strategic roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the minister decides to ignore the data entirely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI scrapes your entire archive of vague policy memos.
Month 5
Sensors map room dynamics to predict who disagrees with whom.
Month 10
Automated agents write memos that sound authoritative but say nothing.
Month 13
The software feeds policy directly into the decision-making dashboard.
Month 19 · D-Day
The human advisor is archived as a legacy consulting error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4:1
Coffee-to-policy ratio
42
Vague buzzwords per memo
99%
Meetings that should be emails
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated policy newsletter.
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