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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a signed term sheet that nobody reads.
Professional bridge-builder between science and corporate apathy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your latte.
split.youAI▸ ALLIANCEBOT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across broken internal silos
You navigate complex partnership agreements and maintain delicate relations between research teams and large pharmaceutical corporate entities.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when the CEO is lying during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate standard alliance agreements in seconds.
Month 6
Autonomous bots trade contract terms based on pre-set parameters.
Month 16
Real-time dashboards replace the need for your update meetings.
Year 2
Deep learning models predict scientist pushback before it happens.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The alliance lifecycle is fully managed by our server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed during negotiations
98 percent
Emails that could be emojis
200 hours
Time spent explaining corporate jargon
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one artisanal sourdough loaf.
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