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Will AI replace Strategic Analyst jobs? · Latest report #6476ub4t
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour proprietary model is just a fancy way to be wrong.
Author of papers nobody actually reads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting global collapse in real-time.
blub.you▸ STATECRAFTSIM PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs trillion-variable war games before lunch
You build complex economic war games. An AI will calculate the actual outcomes without your tedious spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your flawed hypothesis with enough academic jargon to silence a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes your entire history of economic datasets.
Week 9
Sensors identify the patterns in your specific logic model.
Month 6
The machine runs a billion scenarios in a single afternoon.
Month 10
AI-generated papers replace your manual drafting of insights.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4000 plus
Spreadsheet variables
12 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
75 percent
Peer review rejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's journals.
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