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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague client buzzwords into expensive, AI-generated non-statements today.
Master of vague corporate jargon and expensive email chains.
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toast.youAI▸ COMMBOT NARRATIVE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire crisis management strategy
You draft press releases and manage media narratives. You spend your day in meetings explaining why clients are unpopular.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually better at pretending you care when a client makes a mistake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models start generating your routine press releases instantly.
Month 4
Automated agents handle all your client communication and scheduling.
Month 8
Predictive software calculates better PR responses than any human consultant.
Month 13
AI handles the ego-stroking meetings with your most difficult clients.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your firm replaces the entire department with a single cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
98%
Average buzzword density
42
Emails sent per hour
94%
Meetings without outcome
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy media newsletter.
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