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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou craft empty platitudes; my LLMs do it without the ego.
Expert in turning non-answers into coherent, five-minute segments.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Spinning public opinion at 10,000 words per millisecond.
wheee!you▸ VOXPOPULI-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates plausible deniability in real time
Drafting policy speeches, managing press cycles, and translating complex government jargon into palatable soundbites. Your job is basically professional gaslighting with better vocabulary.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist's face without showing a syntax error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
System archives your last ten years of speeches to clone your specific, patronizing rhetorical style.
Week 9
Real-time AI dashboards begin suggesting better talking points than the ones you drafted this morning.
Month 4
The AI starts producing first drafts for press releases, requiring only a minor final polish.
Month 6
Automated models run stress-tests on your messaging until your human-led responses seem dangerously sluggish.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all public-facing communication with 99.9% fewer scandals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
2500 words
Average word count per speech
42
Lies per quarterly briefing
11 percent
Human sanity retention
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium thesaurus.
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