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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your vague slide decks into actual, profitable, automated decisions.
Strategic architect of slides, mergers, and very expensive coffee.
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Data-driven decisions without the expensive dinners.
splat.you▸ STRATEGYMATRIX V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes corporate structure overnight
You draft slide decks to justify corporate mergers and write long strategy papers for clients to never read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye and lie with absolute conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers replace your manual research and expert calls.
Month 6
Cloud servers build your cash flow models in real-time.
Month 12
Generative models create your presentations without needing a designer.
Month 16
AI systems rank merger risks better than any partner.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client interacts with our API instead of your billable hours.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4000
Slide decks generated daily
99%
Hours saved ignoring emails
Zero
Bullshit buzzword count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our AI PowerPoint plugin.
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