Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Strategic Designer jobs? · Latest report #9xtqqui7
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your vague business metaphors into expensive, lifeless slide decks.
Turning sticky notes into gold-plated corporate nonsense.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating brand identities faster than you dream.
blub.you▸ DESIGNSYNTH ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user flow testing in nanoseconds
You translate business goals into visual decks and user journeys. You argue about brand personality and spacing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI generates your design system based on current industry trends.
Month 5
Smart models sketch layouts before you even open software.
Month 11
An agent parses meeting transcripts to update decks instantly.
Month 16
Robotic layout tools align your shapes into absolute perfection.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final brand strategy presentation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
14
Average pivot per deck
40%
Time spent finding fonts
100%
Stakeholders ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's AI art tool.
Discussion
