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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint slides are just digital tombstones for your dying career.
Professional slide-jockey and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Decisions rendered without the need for consensus.
glub.youAI▸ STRATOS LOGIC ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly alignment documents overnight
You spend all day creating slide decks, analyzing market trends, and pretending to align cross-functional goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when someone is about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents scrape your spreadsheets to find actual performance trends.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically populate slides with real-time, accurate business metrics.
Month 10
Models identify growth areas faster than your human brain ever could.
Month 15
The software executes decisions without waiting for the committee's approval.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Slides per day
0.03%
Meaningful insights
infinite
Meeting hours wasted
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium presentation template site.
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