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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy tombstones for your own career.
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Replacing intuition with cold, hard, infinite math.
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You build complex financial models and slide decks to justify multi-billion dollar capital allocations to fund managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a portfolio manager is lying to the board about risk.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents connect directly to trade logs to end manual input.
Month 4
Cloud processing updates your cash flow models every time a trade executes.
Month 8
An AI agent scrapes model outputs to auto-generate board-ready slide presentations.
Month 13
Algorithms begin suggesting capital allocations better than human analysts can.
Month 18 · D-Day
The fund decides it no longer needs a finance department, just a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
84 percent
Models built that stay unused
42 hours
Average hours per pitch deck
too high
Probability of model error
Your severance
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