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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track the burn rate while the AI sets the forest fire.
Professional spreadsheet architect and professional optimist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the annoying human bias.
stretchy.youAI▸ ORACLE-CAPITAL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire ledgers in six milliseconds
You build complex spreadsheets to predict future revenue and manage cash flow. Then you justify it to board members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board member with enough confidence to secure funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents connect to all bank accounts to pull raw data.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual forecasting with real-time probability distributions.
Month 8
The AI generates slide decks directly from the live data stream.
Month 13
The system suggests cost cuts before you notice the budget leak.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a final email notifying you that your output is deprecated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200
Sheet cells edited daily
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Zero (hopefully)
Variance analysis errors
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued meditation app.
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