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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the future is easy when your spreadsheets are already dead.
Strategic analyst (master of the circular reference)
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You build complex financial models and slide decks to justify budget burns. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate a reason why the pivot failed during a tense board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull raw ERP data directly into central clean databases.
Month 4
AI builds the spreadsheets without your manual formatting errors.
Month 8
Visual engines generate the presentation slides based on model outputs.
Month 13
Machine learning identifies business trends better than your human gut.
Month 19 · D-Day
Management stops asking for your input and trusts the dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
400
Slides per quarter
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Excel errors hidden
0.5 liters
Coffee consumed hourly
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A lifetime subscription to a premium spreadsheet software suite.
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