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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your slide deck into a graveyard of useless corporate dreams.
Strategic Planner (mostly PowerPoint, deeply regretful)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting profits better than your gut feeling.
oof.youAI▸ QUANTGROWTH NEURAL-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire spreadsheet with one click
You build complex financial models and market projections for energy expansion. The machine does this in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to executives about the risks of a bad project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The software scrapes all your old reports to learn your logic.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheets with live data feeds.
Month 8
Generative models produce your quarterly decks before you arrive.
Month 13
The AI answers questions in meetings better than you can.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal says goodbye.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
40 per week
Average slides made
12 percent
Model accuracy error
26 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of coffee credits.
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