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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your vague slide decks into actual, profitable code execution.
Master of the quarterly business review and vague outcome.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning buzzwords into binary, reliably.
oof.youAI▸ STRATBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus without having meetings
You spend days defining KPIs, aligning cross-functional teams, and creating roadmap decks that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which executive is currently angry about this project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts scanning your emails to categorize every strategic initiative.
Month 4
Generative agents draft your slide decks using live data streams.
Month 10
Automated status dashboards replace your need for weekly alignment meetings.
Month 15
The system redefines its own success metrics without human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the AI assumes full strategic control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
88 percent
Roadmap drift probability
42 pages
Average slide deck length
9000 daily
Meaningless buzzwords spoken
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last deck, printed.
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