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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou turn boardroom anxieties into slides that nobody actually reads.
Full-stack PowerPoint architect and doom-scrolling enthusiast.
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projects perfect trend lines from missing data
You synthesize massive datasets into executive briefings and trend forecasts. Your job is basically predictive storytelling for bored CEOs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about the quarterly targets during the meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots scrape all internal and external data sources for you.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual trend analysis with instant pattern detection.
Month 8
Generative software produces executive-ready decks without any human input.
Month 13
Direct feeds to executives bypass the need for your verbal presentation.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
480
Slides per year
0.02%
Actionable insights
1200
Meetings endured
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a copy of Excel.
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