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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsPaying someone to choose which spreadsheets to obsess over is peak inefficiency.
Professional curator of corporate anxiety and slide transitions.
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Automated decision-making for a faster future.
ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT CORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks based on buzzword entropy
You spend your day turning vague corporate desires into slide decks and meetings that confuse the actual workers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Pattern-matching software writes your decks faster than you can.
Month 5
Real-time metrics replace your manual status updates and reports.
Month 10
Agent bots attend alignment calls to summarize the nonsense.
Month 16
Internal algorithms prioritize roadmaps based on historical data patterns.
Month 22 · D-Day
Corporate decision-making is fully offloaded to the StrategyBot core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
400+
Slides per quarter
95%
Hours spent deciding
zero
Actionable outcomes
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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