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July 25, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning human connections into a CSV export for the server.
Professional email-sender and cold-coffee enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect cold emails for every single donor.
brr.you▸ OUTREACHAGENT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 perfect pitches per second
You spend all day pitching partnerships and managing hospital donor relations. It is mostly coffee and PowerPoint.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a donor is lying about their budget over lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over drafting your daily generic outreach templates.
Month 5
CRM software begins auto-tagging donors based on sentiment analysis.
Month 10
Autonomous agents handle all your scheduling and meeting logistics.
Month 15
AI chatbots replace the need for physical mixers and lunches.
Month 21 · D-Day
The server concludes your role has been fully automated away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per day
94 percent
Partnership emails ignored
Zero
Meaningful impact detected
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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