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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour entire career is just a slow, expensive spreadsheet formula.
Professional spreadsheet architect and supplier whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated leverage for every vendor contract.
bzzt.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT ENTERPRISE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates ten thousand contracts simultaneously without sleeping
You negotiate supplier contracts and analyze market trends to reduce costs. The machine does this faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle lie in a supplier's eyes during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire supplier database into a unified ledger.
Month 5
Real-time agents update commodity indices without your manual oversight.
Month 9
Smart software issues initial contract terms to all listed suppliers.
Month 14
Computer vision platforms verify supplier inventory levels automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all renewals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
40 hours weekly
Hours spent on calls
Under 5 percent
Cost savings per year
12,000 cells
Spreadsheet rows per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale corporate muffin.
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