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December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets and vendor lunches are now just overpriced data entry.
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Automated vendor lifecycle management machine
bzzt.youAI▸ VENDORBOT-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates all supply contracts in milliseconds
You spend all day negotiating contract terms and tracking vendor lead times to minimize supply chain overhead costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a long-term supplier is bluffing about their capacity constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts scraping all your historical vendor invoice data.
Month 4
Algorithms begin contacting suppliers for automated price quotes.
Month 8
The AI suggests the best contracts while you sign them.
Month 12
The system executes purchases without any human oversight required.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system optimizes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
112
Emails per day
High
Coffee budget
4,000
Spreadsheet rows
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one final steak lunch.
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