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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou negotiate prices until your soul is as empty as the warehouse.
Master of the quarterly business review and spreadsheet purgatory.
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Automated procurement with zero emotional attachment.
toast.youAI▸ VENDORBOT STRATEGIC NEGOTIATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
locks vendors into perpetual price cycles
You spend days juggling vendor contracts, price benchmarking, and analyzing supply chains for the best possible margins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their lead times through body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent pulls your vendor data into a real-time dashboard.
Month 6
Robots draft and send procurement requests without human intervention.
Month 13
Digital agents auto-negotiate renewals based on market price benchmarks.
Month 21
Autonomous vision systems verify supplier compliance and factory output metrics.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system manages the entire supply chain autonomously via API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Emails sent per day
High
Vendor coffee consumption
Millions
Spreadsheet rows managed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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