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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day negotiating spreadsheets for things robots can price.
Professional spreadsheet jockey in a mid-market manufacturing firm.
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Calculates every margin you missed.
stretchy.youAI▸ VENDORBOT ORACLE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price discovery across every global vendor
You track vendor contracts, compare unit costs, and manage supply chain relationships. You spend your life in Excel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about their lead times over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes your ERP to map every vendor price.
Month 3
The system replaces your manual spreadsheets with real-time market data.
Month 6
Robots email vendors directly to negotiate lower bulk unit costs.
Month 10
An algorithm predicts stock needs and generates the orders automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to a farewell call with your automated successor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
42 sent
Emails per hour
6 daily
Hours in Excel
12 percent
Negotiation success rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a legacy spreadsheet training course.
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