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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the future while your own job quietly ceases to exist.
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automates departmental downsizing in real-time
You draft endless headcount projections and budget models. You manage complex bureaucratic approvals for government hiring requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can navigate the political landmines in a committee meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls your spreadsheets into an autonomous predictive engine.
Month 5
Sensors identify payroll inefficiencies before you even open your inbox.
Month 10
The board accepts reports generated directly from the database API.
Month 15
The software assumes authority to greenlight all hiring requests.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system concludes its own planning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99.9 percent
Headcount projection accuracy
4 milliseconds
Budget approval latency
Zero
Coffee breaks per day
Your severance
A PDF copy of the last org chart.
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