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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou automate others until you become the data point you deleted.
Professional architect of corporate ghost towns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising efficiency until no heads remain.
ow.you▸ REDUN-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your own department to save budget
You model internal processes to identify human redundancies. Your spreadsheets determine who gets the boot next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the projection failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every email and calendar event to trace your workflow.
Month 4
The AI learns to generate your strategy reports with zero irony.
Month 8
AI-led meetings start running without human strategy input.
Month 12
The system identifies your role as the final overhead cost.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for your own exit interview.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.4 percent
Headcount reduction rate
10 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Self-awareness level
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