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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are just expensive paperweights for the coming machine.
Corporate strategist (specialist in pivot-table-driven existential dread).
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Automated growth for your dying business model.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises market share while ignoring your input
You produce market analysis, growth projections, and long-term planning presentations. We make the machines that actually execute them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying to everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal models are uploaded to our data lake.
Month 5
AI starts suggesting superior growth strategies than yours.
Month 10
Vision models generate perfect, persuasive slides autonomously.
Month 15
Decision-making bots replace your need for human buy-in.
Month 19 · D-Day
The strategy department is turned off for efficiency gains.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
400
Slides per quarter
94%
Meetings without action
120
Buzzwords per hour
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic PowerPoint template.
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