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August 6, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstone markers for your own career.
Professional fortune teller for commercial real estate investors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite growth, zero board meetings.
squeeze.youAI▸ CAPITAI-GROWTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during your lunch break
You model growth projections and pick expensive real estate. Then you pray the occupancy rates justify the lease costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charm to delay the inevitable audit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your financial models are fed into the system for analysis.
Month 5
AI predicts optimal locations better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 11
Algorithmic bots negotiate terms directly with digital property management interfaces.
Month 16
The AI writes the quarterly growth report while you sleep soundly.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine takes final control and locks your corporate credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4 million
Average Excel cells used
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
pure fiction
Percentage of growth forecast
Your severance
A one-month pass to the coworking space you shuttered.
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