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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoints are just expensive fan fiction written by middle management.
Professional slide-deck beautifier and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your pivot tables into pure profit.
help!youAI▸ STRATEGYSIM-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your slide deck at midnight
You track metrics on dashboards and hold internal meetings to discuss why the metrics are not moving enough.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is about to panic-pivot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors pull your live data directly into a central hub.
Month 4
AI models generate your weekly business reports without the fluff.
Month 8
A smart agent tracks all meeting outcomes and assigns tasks.
Month 13
Algorithms automatically flag broken processes before you notice them.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that actually optimizes things.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
18 hours/week
Time spent in slides
Zero
Meaningful outputs
4 liters/day
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a high-end chart maker.
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