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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou track the metrics that make the board feel important again.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet custodian.
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help!you▸ STRATEGYSIM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects quarterly revenue into oblivion
You synthesize market data into slide decks and enforce quarterly sales quotas across sales territories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VP about sales growth with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The dashboard now pulls the sales data without your manual help.
Month 5
An algorithm sets sales goals faster than your complex Excel spreadsheets.
Month 10
Vision models build the executive presentation decks before your morning coffee.
Month 16
Real-time AI monitoring replaces your manual performance check-ins.
Month 22 · D-Day
The company stops paying you because the machine does the job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
450
Slides per quarter
89
Meaningless KPIs tracked
1200
Hours in sync meetings
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct industry newsletter.
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