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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are just spreadsheets that gave up on math.
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oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire roadmap for efficiency
You draft high-level bank initiatives and coordinate cross-departmental rollouts to ensure corporate goals are met.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their Q4 budget projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal emails and strategy memos are scraped for patterns.
Month 4
An AI learns to generate your quarterly slide decks automatically.
Month 10
The AI joins your calls to record and assign tasks.
Month 15
Robotic monitoring replaces your manual KPI dashboard updates.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your strategic decision-making.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
1,400
Slides produced annually
98 percent
Meaningless buzzword density
Too many
Hours spent in alignment
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a slide-sharing site.
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