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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your slide deck into a subscription-based logic loop.
Expert at turning obvious facts into expensive quarterly reports.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides that actually mean something.
help!youAI▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect strategy decks in seconds
You produce slide decks analyzing market risks and write long reports about systems that might break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scrapers collect all relevant market data into structured databases.
Month 6
Generative models produce beautiful decks faster than you can blink.
Month 11
Risk assessment models predict failures using real-time system telemetry.
Month 16
Clients click buttons to generate their own strategic insights.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine fully integrates into every enterprise decision process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
1200
Slides generated hourly
99.9%
Risk assessment accuracy
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
Two months of premium cloud compute credits.
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