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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling PowerPoint slides for seven figures is officially an endangered business model.
Expert in turning Excel errors into board presentations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite slides while you sleep.
toast.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers a pivot deck before coffee
You spend your days building decks for clients and managing billable resource utilization. Your job is basically expensive storytelling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding knowingly during a disastrous client presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models ingest industry reports to write your summaries.
Month 6
Generative software builds your strategy decks directly from source data.
Month 12
Software replaces your role in assigning junior staff to projects.
Month 16
An avatar performs the nodding at client meetings for you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client realizes they prefer the bot's cheaper, faster answers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
142 slides
Average deck length
18 hours
Billable hours daily
0
Strategy pivots performed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent retreat.
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