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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsPowerPoint storytelling won't save you from a cold, hard logic engine.
Professional slide-deck architect and client-anxiety manager.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slide decks generated before the client asks.
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delivers pitch decks with perfect formatting
You craft slide decks and manage client anxieties using ethnographic data. Soon, automated synthesis will do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your baseline decks from raw data feeds.
Month 6
Pattern matching replaces the human hours spent finding project storylines.
Month 13
Client dashboards remove the need for constant, manual reassurance emails.
Year 2.1
Computer vision models analyze ethnographic footage faster than your eyes.
Year 3 · D-Day
The client approves the algorithm's final deck without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
85
Average slides per week
12
Client reassurance calls
400
Hours spent in airport
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-consulting life.
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