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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell overpriced PowerPoint decks that machines can hallucinate in seconds.
Selling overpriced PowerPoints to people who don't read them.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated slides for the C-suite.
split.you▸ STRATEGYBOT GEN-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite market expansion decks
You spend your days building market entry models and synthesizing slide decks for pharmaceutical executives. You sell expertise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a CEO is lying about their strategy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and agents ingest public pharma market data directly.
Month 4
Vision models auto-populate decks based on data model outputs.
Month 10
CEOs start asking the software instead of the principal.
Month 16
Virtual meeting avatars replace your need for in-person presence.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The consulting firm realizes you are just a human UI.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
400
Slides built per hour
12:1
Coffee-to-revenue ratio
99%
Billable hours wasted
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a slide-editing tool.
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